Total Medals Earned: 155 (From 40 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,350 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Put the collage back together.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Medals Earned: 11/12 (180/280 points)
Visit the creators' website
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/450 points)
Win your first bronze medal
Win your first silver medal
Win your first gold medal
Win five bronze medals
Win five silver medals
Win five gold medals
Get a bronze medal on every level
Get a silver medal on every level
Get a gold medal on every level
Beat the gold medal score on one level
Beat the gold medal score on two levels
Beat the gold medal score on three levels
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Go through first 5 levels
Go through first 10 levels
Go through first 15 levels
Go through first 20 levels
Finish all 24 levels
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (275/375 points)
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Medals Earned: 5/40 (70/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Medals Earned: 7/16 (185/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Best your friend.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Win the race.
Activate it.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Make it rain!
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
score a height of 2
score a height of 10
score a height of 15
score a height of 20
score a height of 5
Medals Earned: 2/4 (105/305 points)
Play Yu Jammin
Release your first track.
Release a song that uses "snd_fartreverb"
Release five different songs.